1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:06,800 NERO: This is the free weights area, 2 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,160 steam room down the corridor. 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,040 That's the chill out and chat zone. 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,600 Open 24/7, 365. 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,600 So whether you're here towork, not work, or network, 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,480 Elysium's always there for you. 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,400 Wow. 8 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,000 This is amazing. 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,680 We have daily classes. 10 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:25,880 Yoga, boxer-size, or maybe doyou like legs, bums, and tums? 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,560 You just named my three favorite things. 12 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,880 We also offer around the clockbuffet, hot and cold beverage 13 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,760 station, and a smoothie bar. 14 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:33,640 Keep talking. 15 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,200 I plan to. 16 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,240 All club rules and info herein our brochure, or as we 17 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,520 call it, our manifesto. 18 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:44,280 Elysium, not just a wellnesscenter, a way of life. 19 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,520 Now, are you interested in joining? 20 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,800 - Fuck yes. - Just a bit. 21 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,240 Huge. 22 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,160 Our membership packages atjust 95 denarii a month. 23 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:52,040 In that case, no. 24 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,040 Absolutely not. 25 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,080 We'll just do the free trial. 26 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,280 We got vouchers. 27 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,920 Oh, right. 28 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,200 Vouchers. 29 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,200 [THEME - JULIAN OLI FEAT. 30 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,520 MICHAEL PROPHET, "WHEN IN ROME"] 31 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:04,560 [SINGING] When in Rome, do as the Romans do. 32 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:12,280 Far from home, all I got is you. 33 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,120 I bloody love a smoothie. 34 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,720 It's all the pleasure of eatingwithout the hassle of chewing. 35 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,160 Oh, I might have a crackat the hot yoga in a bit. 36 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,520 Have a crack at the hot yogainstructor I think you mean. 37 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:27,480 Well, both hopefully. 38 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,480 Oh. 39 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,400 Then, maybe I'll get a facial. 40 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,400 No. 41 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:31,840 We don't have time for facials. 42 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,240 We've got go to work. 43 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,240 So I was thinking,instead of going to work, 44 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,280 why don't we pretend to be ill? 45 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,160 Yeah. 46 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,400 That's a great idea. 47 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,400 Pretend to who? 48 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,320 It's our bar. 49 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,240 Oh, please, man. 50 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,120 It's not a bar. 51 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,480 It's a toilet. 52 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,960 I don't want to spend another day in a toilet. 53 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,480 Neither do I. But if we want it 54 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,360 to be more bar-y in less toilet-y, 55 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,800 we need money to do it up. 56 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,640 And obvious point really, we won't make 57 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,120 any money unless we're open. 58 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:54,120 Then, you open it. 59 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,680 I think I should cotch today. 60 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,120 I'm actually getting abit peaky all of a sudden. 61 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,080 Right. 62 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,320 Grumio? 63 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,240 Actually, I might cotch til tomorrow. 64 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,240 Tomorrow? 65 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,880 How will that work? 66 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,440 Jase, in the bumf, does itsay the vouchers are for a trial 67 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,960 day or a trial session? 68 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,680 Oh, hang on. 69 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:15,160 Elysium vouchers entitle thebearer to a one-use free trial 70 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,440 session. - Boom. 71 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,720 And I'm in. 72 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,840 Sessions can last more than a day, mate. 73 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,280 Damn right. 74 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,000 I've had sessions thathave lasted several days. 75 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,200 Why stop there? 76 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,880 You can stay for a week, or a month. 77 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,200 In fact, why not justmove in here permanently? 78 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,560 Well, why wouldn't we? 79 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:29,880 We've got everything we need. 80 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,840 Food, beds, hot yoga instructors. 81 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,400 As long as we stay put, it's all one session. 82 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,880 OK. 83 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,240 Now, I can't tell if you'rebeing serious or not. 84 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,760 - That does look pretty serious.- OK. 85 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:41,760 Great. 86 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:42,920 I'll run the bar on my own then. 87 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,400 Maybe see you in a few years. 88 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,840 I'll have made my millions and can 89 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:46,760 finally afford to come back. 90 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:47,640 Yeah. 91 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,720 See you then. 92 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,920 Tell my mom I love her. 93 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:51,840 Lovely. 94 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,960 Another one of your scrummypink smoothies, please, Nero? 95 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,120 Uh huh. 96 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:01,560 That'll be your fifth so far, dude. 97 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:02,480 I know. 98 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,680 I'm getting my five a day. 99 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,000 Yeah. 100 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,160 The Charioteer contains five fruits already. 101 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,080 So that'd be more like 25 a day. 102 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,600 I thought you guys were all about wellness. 103 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,240 And we are. 104 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,520 But the whole idea of the trialis to experience everything 105 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:13,960 we have to offer here. - Gotcha. 106 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,560 In that case, I'll try a green smoothie. 107 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:16,720 That's not really what I meant, 108 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,960 but that one's called Kale Caesar. 109 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,080 Oh, nice. 110 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,320 Not nice. Not nice. 111 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,240 Horrid. 112 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,600 It tastes like liquid veg. 113 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,520 Yeah, well, it is. 114 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,640 Kale is a vegetable. 115 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,520 Fuck me. 116 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,360 That's proper nasty. 117 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,600 Need a pink one now to take the taste away. 118 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:35,520 Enjoy. 119 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,720 Well, the villa's pure bliss. 120 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,200 And I'm loving the new orchard. 121 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,080 But to be honest, the problem now is 122 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,800 I've just got too much money. 123 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,000 Oh, you poor thing. 124 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:47,880 Well, you joke. 125 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,360 But the admin's a mare. 126 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,360 I'm seriously thinking aboutgetting out of minerals 127 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,280 to ease the pressure, maybefind something smaller 128 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,800 and funkier to invest in herein the city, something hip, 129 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,440 you know, that my kids would think was cool. 130 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,640 Let me know if you hear of anything. 131 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,560 Will do. 132 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,640 Two more breaths. 133 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,120 Gonna move to all fours. 134 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,640 Other arm back to the heel. 135 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,120 Take it back to down dog. 136 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,120 That's all right. 137 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,600 Namaste. 138 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,600 Namaste. 139 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,640 Hey, Cleo. 140 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:36,560 I'm Jason. 141 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,200 That was amazing and hot. 142 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,800 Oh my Jove, look at you. 143 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:40,840 You're absolutely dripping. 144 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,280 Yeah. 145 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,520 The inside of my loinclothlike's a bloody swamp. 146 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,000 Oh, that's right. 147 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,360 Sweating's like crazy healthy. 148 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,040 Just make sure you drink loads. 149 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,640 We could drink loads, together, 150 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,280 if you like, maybe over dinner. 151 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,520 I'm not sure. 152 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,960 I don't usually get with my students. 153 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:57,840 Please? 154 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:58,960 I'm a really nice guy. 155 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:03,160 I promise, not some Downward Dog. 156 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,680 Go on then. 157 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,480 I live by the Esquiline Gate. 158 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:07,640 Meet me there at 8. 159 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,360 Yes. 160 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,600 No. 161 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,320 Actually, thinking about it, I kind of 162 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,800 prefer to go somewhere aroundhere, if that's all right. 163 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:16,960 Yeah. Sure. 164 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:17,920 There's this OK tapas place nearby. 165 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:18,840 Yeah. 166 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,160 Tapas is good. 167 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:24,760 Or how about that restaurant nearby? 168 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,120 You mean the canteen? 169 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,080 It's really nice. 170 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,000 Have you tried it? 171 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,600 Yeah. 172 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,920 I've had lunch here everyday for the last eight years. 173 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:31,880 OK. Great. 174 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:32,640 Then, you know you like it. 175 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,280 Ciao for now. 176 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,960 Excuse me. Hi. 177 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,000 Hi. 178 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,040 Yes. 179 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:42,920 What? 180 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,320 Sorry. 181 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,440 I couldn't help butoverhear your conversation 182 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,640 in the changing room. 183 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:47,960 The villa sounds great by the way. 184 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:48,880 Thank you. 185 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:49,960 It's bliss. 186 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,160 What can I do for you, friend? 187 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:52,840 Yes. 188 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,440 You said you were on the lookoutfor some hip, new investments. 189 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,400 And I think I might have just the thing. 190 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,720 I am indeed. 191 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,320 And I would love to hear about it, genuinely. 192 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,840 Excellent. 193 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,960 But I need to pick up mydaughter from an audition. 194 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,280 So-- - OK. 195 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,240 We could meet another time? 196 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,400 Absolutely. 197 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,720 Just call on me when you're next here 198 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,200 and you can give me the full pitch. 199 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:10,080 Right. 200 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,040 Yes. 201 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,240 Here as in-- 202 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,120 Elysium. 203 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,240 Oh, it's fine. 204 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,000 All the members do business here. 205 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:16,880 Oh, yeah. 206 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,480 Oh, I know we do. 207 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,520 It's just I'm not 100% as towhen I'll next be back, so-- 208 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,360 Well, I'm sure we'll run into each other. 209 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,680 I'm in here all the time. 210 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:25,640 Great. 211 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,560 Me too. 212 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,080 Until then. 213 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,320 I hope your daughter gets the part. 214 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,120 She bloody well should do, friend. 215 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,240 I own the theater. 216 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,360 That was quick. 217 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:45,640 Made your millions already? 218 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,400 I might've done actually. 219 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,320 Cheers. 220 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,680 Cause people thinkyoga's just for the body. 221 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,400 But it also really clears the mind. 222 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,760 Sometimes, when I'm doing the poses, 223 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,640 honestly like my brain's completely empty. 224 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,160 Oh, that must be wicked,cause I'm quite a sort 225 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,760 of think-y person, you know? 226 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,760 So I'd love to have anempty head and a bendy bod. 227 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,480 Then, yoga's the answer. 228 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,840 You have to put the hours inthough, spend a lot of time 229 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,760 in this place. 230 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:32,640 Yeah. 231 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,320 That won't be a problem. 232 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,200 All right then, Swampy Pants,you can be my little project. 233 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,840 We could go back to mine and make 234 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:42,640 a head start, try somepositions that are a bit hotter. 235 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,680 Oh, yes, please. 236 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,360 But, you know what wouldbe even hotter than going 237 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,880 back to your place? 238 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:53,520 Staying here and doing it in like a corner. 239 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,680 A corner? 240 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,560 Yeah. 241 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:56,560 Or behind that large fern. 242 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,720 Them ferns creep me out a bit. 243 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,160 OK. 244 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,520 So is there a Yucca ormaybe just a basic hedge? 245 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:03,920 I got the keys to the store room. 246 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:04,880 Or a storeroom. 247 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:05,760 Exactly. 248 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:06,960 [moaning] 249 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,840 My legs. 250 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,280 Actually, I don't think I can support you. 251 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,480 You need to engage your core. 252 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,440 I don't think I've got one. 253 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,280 I would've walked her home. 254 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,640 But obviously, that's out of bounds. 255 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,240 So I just escorted her to reception. 256 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,680 How romantic. 257 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,080 And are you planning on seeing her again? 258 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,880 Well, yeah, that's the beauty of it. 259 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,280 I'll see her at yoga class tomorrow. 260 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,240 It's all so convenient. 261 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,680 Apart from lying about where you live 262 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,920 and having sex in a cupboard. 263 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,280 Wow. 264 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,400 You've really made the most of your free trial. 265 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,000 Hope you've enjoyed yourselves lads. 266 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,560 We have, very much, thanks. 267 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,160 And we'll continue to do so. 268 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:45,520 Oh, so you're gonna become members. 269 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,080 Congrats. That's huge. 270 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,440 No. Don't be daft. 271 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,400 We're just gonna keep trying it out. 272 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,960 Sorry, hombre, the trial's over. 273 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,080 It's the end of the day. 274 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,640 Well, according to your manifesto, 275 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,320 the trial is measured persession and not per day 276 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,440 and our session has only just begun. 277 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,320 Read it and weep, dickhead. 278 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,720 But that's-- headoffice clearly meant day. 279 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,520 Well, they should've put day then shouldn't they? 280 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,280 Unless, of course, themanifesto is a load of guff. 281 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,080 The Elysium manifesto is not a load of guff. 282 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,000 Sweet. 283 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:13,960 Thought not. 284 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,560 See you in the morning then. 285 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,360 Oh, and blow them candlesout on your way out, will you? 286 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,800 There's a love. 287 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,400 And how long were youplanning to keep this up, 288 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,400 out of interest? 289 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,360 Who knows? 290 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,520 Maybe a week, maybe a month. 291 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,560 Maybe forever. 292 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:25,880 I won't be staying forever. 293 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,720 I'm just waiting for a business meeting. 294 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,080 This won't work you know. 295 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,360 I will flush you out. 296 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,520 Bring it on. 297 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,120 But I warn you. 298 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,240 Like a giant, floaty turd, weare pretty much unflushable. 299 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,920 Really? 300 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:41,680 Well, I guess in that case, I'lljust have to turn up the heat. 301 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,160 And that's just for starters. 302 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:50,760 That is quite warm actually. 303 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:05,520 Morning, Lydia. 304 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,640 Another day in paradise. 305 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:08,960 All right, Cyrus. 306 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,280 Keep working that jab, son. 307 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,360 All right. 308 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,640 Hey, Euclid, nice bush. 309 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,520 Hey, Grumio. 310 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,240 Salve, Nero. 311 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,640 Morning, Grumio. 312 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,240 Sleep well? - Not bad, thanks. 313 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:21,400 I'm getting used to the steam. 314 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,600 It's tropical, isn't it? - Oh, good. 315 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,920 That's great to hear. 316 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,280 Now, what can I get you for breakfast today? 317 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,400 I'll start off with a pair of pink smoothies 318 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:28,600 and a plate of beef. - Oh, no. 319 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,040 Sorry, dude. 320 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,240 The Charioteer is offthe menu, as is the beef. 321 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,200 In fact, the only thing thatwas serving from now on is kale. 322 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,440 What? 323 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,280 Only k-- only kale? 324 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,800 You're flicking me bean. 325 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,240 This is a state of the art wellness center. 326 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,480 You can't just serve kale. 327 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,920 We can actually. 328 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,520 And given you're sofamiliar with the manifesto, 329 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,240 you already know that the items on the buffet 330 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,320 may vary according to availability 331 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:54,080 and the discretion of the manager, i.e. 332 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,520 me. 333 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,400 Well, the manager'sdiscretion is a disgrace. 334 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,720 I won't stand for it and nor will the members. 335 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,080 Well, they won't mind. 336 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,760 They'll either eat the kale or get something 337 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,400 else when they go home, which isexactly what you'll have to do. 338 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,040 No. 339 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,800 You're not getting rid of methat easy, you crafty bastard. 340 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:09,720 I'm here for the long haul. 341 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,600 Uh huh. 342 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,560 Hunger strike then, is it? 343 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,960 Not my style, son. 344 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,400 I'll just have one of them green smoothies. 345 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,320 Because actually, thinking about it, 346 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,520 I'm quite partial to a bit of kale. 347 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:18,440 OK. 348 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,440 Huge. 349 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,920 Here we go. 350 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,280 One Kale Caesar, a nutritiousblend of liquid veg. 351 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,560 Oh, lovely. 352 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,000 Kale Caesar. 353 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,000 See you for lunch, hombre. 354 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:40,880 Can't wait. 355 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,480 Isn't it lovely to go for a nice walk? 356 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,600 It's hardly a walk. 357 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,400 We're doing laps of the courtyard. 358 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,960 I thought you wanted to strollalong the river or something. 359 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:21,920 With all that pollution? 360 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,280 Why would you want to go there? 361 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,760 Because it's not the bathhouse. 362 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,000 Look, I'm really into you, Jason, 363 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,600 and your core strength is improving. 364 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,440 But I don't get why we never go outside. 365 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,200 It's like we're hiding from something. 366 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,440 Why would we hide? 367 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,520 What is it then? 368 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,400 Tell me. 369 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,320 OK. 370 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,560 Fine. 371 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,040 The reason I don't leave the bathhouse 372 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,760 is because I sort of live here. 373 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,680 Sorry? 374 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,160 You what? 375 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,480 I came for a free trialand I just ended up staying. 376 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,720 I sleep in the steam room. 377 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,200 I eat in the canteen. 378 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,040 I bathe in the-- well,it's a bathhouse, isn't it? 379 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,560 So what? 380 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,600 You're saying you haven'tleft here since I met you? 381 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,600 Well, I can't. 382 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,840 Well, I can. 383 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,400 But you know, then, the trial expires. 384 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,680 And I'm really committed tothis and our relationship, 385 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,360 obviously. 386 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,680 That means our relationship'swell weird though, doesn't it? 387 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,560 Why? 388 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,240 What's weird about this? 389 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,960 Well, because we can't do anyof the normal couple-y stuff, 390 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,480 like, I don't know, meet each other as friends. 391 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,960 You can meet my friends anytime. 392 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,440 They live here too. 393 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,600 I'll introduce you now. 394 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,520 Grumio. 395 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,760 And I can meet your friendsif they ever become members 396 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,440 or get jobs at the bathhouse. 397 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,280 But what about along the lineif we ever want to settle down? 398 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,600 We do it all here. 399 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,760 We pop out a couple of bathhouse babies, 400 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,560 turn the store room into a creche. 401 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,040 It's the idealenvironment to raise kids. 402 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,080 It's safe. 403 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,160 It's warm. 404 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,360 And think how toned they'll be. 405 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,240 Yeah. 406 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,120 They will be really toned. 407 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,600 Jase, I don't know. 408 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,480 Come on, Cleo. 409 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,520 We can do this. 410 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,240 You just need to be open-minded. 411 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,200 You want my body to be moreflexible for you, right? 412 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,400 Well, I need your mind tobe more flexible for me. 413 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,360 You can meet Grumio another time. 414 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,480 He's sneakier than I thought. 415 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,520 He's found my weak spot andis properly prodding it. 416 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,640 It's torture. 417 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,280 Have you tried the kale fritters? 418 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,600 I thought they were all right. 419 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,480 I don't want to try kale in any form, mate. 420 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,720 I'd rather try cannibalism. 421 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,400 Don't look at me like that. 422 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,440 Still no sign of him? 423 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,400 Nothing. 424 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,720 It's been four days. 425 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,200 He said he was in here all the time. 426 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,440 He probably doesn't mean like we do. 427 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,960 Yeah. 428 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,160 Well, I'm thinking of callingit a day and going home. 429 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,080 You and me both. 430 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,440 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 431 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,920 This is crazy talk. 432 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,320 We're living the dream here. 433 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,240 You can't jack it in now. 434 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,920 Do you guys want to live in aluxury urban bathhouse or not? 435 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,280 - No. - Oh, yeah. 436 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,320 Well, I forgot you don't. 437 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,320 I do. 438 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,360 Well, then, you got to adapt. 439 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,960 Get over your beef with kale. 440 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,480 Beef with kale would be fine. 441 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,560 I'd just take the beef. 442 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,080 Take me, for example. 443 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,280 I am training like mad toget strong and bendy core, 444 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,680 so I can pump in the pantry. 445 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,560 Pantry? 446 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,600 Where's the pantry? 447 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,160 It's in the staff area. 448 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,520 My point is, you got to findyour own coping strategy. 449 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,240 You can't let this chump beat you. 450 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,840 Well, I'm already doing so much 451 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,840 to get me on back, as it goes. 452 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,760 Nice. 453 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,920 What we talking? 454 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,680 I piss in the plunge pool, mainly. 455 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,000 You piss in plunge pool,that you're sitting in now? 456 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:02,880 Yeah. 457 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:03,800 Just did one second ago. 458 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,120 EVANDER: I've actually got too much money. 459 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,320 Oh, hey. 460 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,440 Fancy seeing you here. 461 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,600 Hey. 462 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,560 Remind me. 463 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,080 We met here, the other day. 464 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,840 We were going to discussan investment opportunity. 465 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,360 Yes. Sorry. 466 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,480 I've been flat out. 467 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,000 This is my first time back since. 468 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,600 I know. 469 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,280 I mean, I know what it's like. 470 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,920 Lucky we ran into each other. 471 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,120 Well, what stage are you at? 472 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,480 Have you finished your workout or-- 473 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,440 Yeah. All done with that. 474 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,040 Oh, shame. 475 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,640 I was gonna suggest that wetalk turkey while we work-y. 476 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,360 Oh, I could do more work-y. 477 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,200 I actually went pretty easyon myself first time round. 478 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,120 Good man. 479 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,640 I've got something to show you. 480 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,000 Look, mom, no hands. 481 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,360 Oh, Jason, that's amazing. 482 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,760 Don't call me mum though. 483 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,480 It's all down to your class, babe. 484 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,760 You must've been squatting round 485 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,720 the clock to improve this fast. 486 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,960 I just wanted to prove how committed 487 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,320 I am to you and the bath house. 488 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,840 I'm crazy about both of you. 489 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,280 And people eat anddrink there, in a toilet? 490 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,480 It's not a working toilet. 491 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,920 We had the toilets taken out. 492 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,640 So what happens when acustomer needs the toilet? 493 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,960 Well, then, we had another toilet put in. 494 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,000 But don't get bogged downin the toilet aspect. 495 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,880 The point is, it's a very cool bar. 496 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,160 And with a bit of investment,it could be massive. 497 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,760 Look, friend, I can't lie. 498 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,480 This is not my field. 499 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,880 Thus far, my company,Evander Asset Management, 500 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,120 has mainly invested in the mining industry. 501 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,040 Well, take it from me, Evander, 502 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,080 the leisure sector is a gold mine. 503 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,000 That's cute. 504 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,440 I like that. 505 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,280 And nowadays, young,high-rolling hipsters are 506 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,040 splashing their cash onplaces rather than products, 507 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,040 be it luxury bathhouses or buzzy wine bars. 508 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,400 Yes. 509 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,040 Well, I do want to tap into that youth market. 510 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,520 And that last bit didn't sound like total shit. 511 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,400 Thank you. 512 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,440 Let me think about it. 513 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,920 I'm off to my villa in the AM. 514 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,080 How about we circle back here on my return? 515 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,000 Right. 516 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,160 Yes. 517 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,680 Where is your villa, out of interest? 518 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,680 Sicily. 519 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,560 Pure bliss. 520 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,040 GRUMIO: So when will that be? 521 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,360 No idea. 522 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,520 He's going to his huge Sicilian villa. 523 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,720 It could take him a weeksjust to see every wing. 524 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,760 I think I've just got toaccept that I am now officially 525 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,800 here for the long haul. 526 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:49,760 Boom. 527 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,200 Welcome to the neighborhood. 528 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,360 Evening, lads. 529 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,440 Just thought I'd come and administer 530 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,960 your nightly turndown service. 531 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:55,880 Cheers, Nero. 532 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,320 You do look after us. 533 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,400 Whoa. No. 534 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,760 Nuh-uh. 535 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,320 Where in hot fuck did you get that pineapple? 536 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,640 What? This? 537 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,960 It was sitting next to the beef and the cheese. 538 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,080 Bullshit. 539 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,240 You must've been in the storeroom. 540 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:06,880 There's no other way. Who was it? 541 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,800 Who let you in? 542 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,000 Not telling. 543 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,120 That beef is a contraband buffet item. 544 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,760 You need to give it back, dude. 545 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,640 Get off! 546 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,800 Give it me. 547 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:14,720 [sizzle] 548 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,680 Oh! 549 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,600 My ass. 550 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,920 You singed my buns. 551 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,200 [laughs] 552 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,800 Oh, OK. 553 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,960 I know who it was. 554 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,960 Oi, Nero, wait. 555 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:35,400 This isn't her fault. Shehad nothing to do with it. 556 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:42,680 And hold, hold, hold, 2, 3, 4. 557 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,160 Roll up your mat and getout of here, you bendy bitch. 558 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,440 What? 559 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,000 I'm in the middle of a class here, Nero. 560 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,160 You allowed unauthorizedpersonnel into the store room, 561 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,320 didn't you? - Oh, shit. 562 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,600 And let them steal contraband food. 563 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,480 No, no. 564 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,800 That's not why. 565 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,000 Me and Jase were just having sex in there. 566 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,160 Whoa. OK. 567 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,440 Well, that's even worse. 568 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,280 To be fair, there aren't many places 569 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,800 for people to do it in here. 570 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,480 That's because we don'twant people to do it in here. 571 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,480 Makes sense. 572 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,600 But we didn't steal anything. 573 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,520 It was just in and out. 574 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,400 JASON: Yeah. 575 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,520 All the theft was Grumio. 576 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,640 He snuck in whilst we were at it. 577 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,600 Lovely stuff. 578 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,800 Oh my god, you little perv. 579 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:12,720 How much did you see? 580 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,920 Not much actually. 581 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,680 I were mainly looking for beef. 582 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,840 Great core strength, by the way. 583 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:17,920 Oh, cheers, man. Yeah. 584 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,240 It's all about them deep squats. 585 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,040 Yeah, keeping those heels on the deck. 586 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,440 Either way, you've brokenstuff rules by taking guests 587 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,480 into the store room, Cleo? 588 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,520 And that's a sackable offense. 589 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:26,600 No, please, Nero. 590 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,640 I really need this job. 591 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,840 I'm so happy here. 592 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:29,720 Yeah, come on. 593 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,800 Don't sack her. 594 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,200 There's no need for that. 595 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,880 OK. 596 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,560 Look, she can keep her job on one condition, 597 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,360 that you three apes leave thebathhouse immediately, thereby 598 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,440 ending your trial session. 599 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,680 Thank you, Nero. 600 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,320 We really appreciate that. 601 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,560 Well, hang on a sec, babe. 602 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,440 What? 603 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,640 Why? 604 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,880 Surely there's no contest. 605 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,600 Jason. 606 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,280 NERO: It's your court, hombre. 607 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,080 What's more important to you? 608 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,160 Your girlfriend or the bathhouse? 609 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,520 You really are an awful human being, aren't you? 610 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,880 But with such great skin. 611 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,560 And there'll be other yoga instructors. 612 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,680 Exactly. 613 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,960 And I quite fancy that old cleaner 614 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,840 actually, just to tide me over. 615 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,840 Oh. 616 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,560 Hey, Nero. 617 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,200 When do we meet the new yoga teacher? 618 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,280 Never, because you're leaving. 619 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,560 Nice one. 620 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,040 Don't let me get the manifesto out again. 621 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,440 I'm afraid the manifestois now null and void, 622 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,040 as is Elysium itself. 623 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,280 We're being taken over by a major investor. 624 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,560 And sadly for you, Evander Leisure doesn't 625 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,160 offer free trial sessions. 626 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,360 Sorry, Evander? 627 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,280 As in-- 628 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,680 Hey, you're back from Sicily. 629 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,600 I was hoping to run into you, friend. 630 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,800 I wanted to thank you. 631 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:40,760 You're welcome. 632 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,800 What for? 633 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,280 For encouraging me to diversify, 634 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,080 to invest in the leisure sector. 635 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,080 Yeah. 636 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,760 I did specifically mean our bar. 637 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,040 Any chance you'll still do that? 638 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,360 Oh, god no. 639 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,680 I want to put all my energy into this place 640 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,800 rather than flush my money down a toilet. 641 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,680 It's a bar. 642 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,240 Toilet bar, bar toilet. 643 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,000 It's a branding shit storm either way. 644 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,800 You know, if you reallywanted to thank Marcus here, 645 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,120 you could always give him andhis mates lifetime membership. 646 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,960 Oh, well, I'd prefer to leave that sort of thing 647 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,680 to the discretion of the club manager. 648 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,360 And that's a no from me. 649 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,000 Leave your robes and slippersat reception on your way out, 650 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,520 will you boys? 651 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:12,760 We'll just go get ourclothes from the lockers first. 652 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,240 You won't actually, dude. 653 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,880 As part of the rebrand,the contents of the lockers 654 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,120 have been incinerated. 655 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,560 I kind of missed this as it goes. 656 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,920 The traffic, the dogs, the dirt, the dog dirt. 657 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,000 It's actually good to be back. 658 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:32,760 Oh, no, Grumio, please, shield it. 659 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,720 You shield it, if you don't like it. 660 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,280 [THEME - OLI JULIAN FEAT. 661 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,160 VINCENT NAP, "I CAME I SAW"] 662 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,840 [SINGING] I came, I saw, I conquered. 663 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,440 I came, I saw, I conquered. 664 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,560 I came, I saw, I conquered. 665 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,040 Can I conquer you? 666 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,240 Gotta believe. 667 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,360 I came, I saw, I conquered. 668 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,040 I came, I saw, I conquered. 669 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,160 I came, I saw, I conquered. 670 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,640 Can I conquer you? 671 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,560 Oh yeah. 672 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,440 Can I conquer? 673 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,320 I gotta conquer.